I have a feeling that I disappointed you
I have a feeling that I let you down.
I didn't react the way you wanted
when you put it out there that one time.
What did you expect me to do?
I don't know the way you think,
but I think
that I could smell your pussy from four states away.

I've always been a booty call,
I've made peace with it,
but getting on a plane...
I mean,
that's one expensive slab of
bacon.