All the best S.

You used to call me drunk at 4am and in the background I
could clearly hear the sound of your vibrator
humming away deep inside of you.

You usually only managed quick bursts of filth,

"please please please daddy, tell me how you'd handle me,"

and so,

never being one to disappoint,

I would set quite the scene as
I cut perfectly uniform lines on the nightstand.

You would whine and moan until you reached the big finish
making sure to tell me exactly when, where, and how much.

Then you'd hang up without saying a word
and I would finish rolling up my last dollar bill.

I hear you got engaged today.

Congratulations.

You were always a good one,
and I never minded answering your call.